bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

(Source: heteroh, via confusing-mixed-up-life)

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

(Source: prevalere, via confusing-mixed-up-life)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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